A Little Humor #1

by garudastorm Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:06 pm

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A Little Humor #1

by garudastorm Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:06 pm

NEWS ALERT! scientists have just discovered a new illness, and they are calling it DPA- dragon prophet anxiety. this illness is not deadly, but may effect how the infected goes about their day.

if you have 2 or more of these symptoms, you have unofficially been diagnosed with DPA:

1. lack of sleep
2. checking your email every 5 minutes
3. constantly on facebook/twitter
4. the new game, dragon prophet, is the only thing on ur mind

there may be more symptoms that have been undiscovered, but these are the confirmed 4.

as of right now, both scientists and doctors have come up with only one cure for DPA. that is to get into their cbt and start playing, but alas, they have ran out of this cure. the scientists are saying the next batch of this medication will be ready at the earliest, next weekend. keep in mind, this cure takes ingrediants only found in the world of auratia (my apolgies if i spelled it wrong), a land very far from ours. so even the next batch of cures will be limited, but both scientists and doctors are saying everyone will eventually be cured. please be patient until then.

thats it for this news alert. press like if u have DPA and share this with ur friends to warn them about DPA also Very Happy

by LadyHawk Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:12 am

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Re: A Little Humor #1

by LadyHawk Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:12 am

Scientists have created a survey for patients to fill to determine the curability of DPA. Below are a few examples:

You know you have DPA when you approach your dog and try to 'tame' it.

You know you have DPA when you go to work and tell your boss your ready to join the party.

You know you have DPA when you start calling humans Osira and every other creature a dragon.

You know you have DPA when you see a hawk dive after prey and attempt to do the same.

You know you have DPA when you run into your bank and scream for gold coins because there's a high-quality, cheap sword for sale in your local market.

You know you have DPA when you go to the zoo, state loudly you have dragon blood in you, and start hissing at random lizards.

You know you have DPA and aren't curable when you have done all of the above.

by nightwave19 Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:08 pm

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Re: A Little Humor #1

by nightwave19 Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:08 pm

garudastorm wrote:NEWS ALERT! scientists have just discovered a new illness, and they are calling it DPA- dragon prophet anxiety. this illness is not deadly, but may effect how the infected goes about their day.

if you have 2 or more of these symptoms, you have unofficially been diagnosed with DPA:

1. lack of sleep
2. checking your email every 5 minutes
3. constantly on facebook/twitter
4. the new game, dragon prophet, is the only thing on ur mind

there may be more symptoms that have been undiscovered, but these are the confirmed 4.

as of right now, both scientists and doctors have come up with only one cure for DPA. that is to get into their cbt and start playing, but alas, they have ran out of this cure. the scientists are saying the next batch of this medication will be ready at the earliest, next weekend. keep in mind, this cure takes ingrediants only found in the world of auratia (my apolgies if i spelled it wrong), a land very far from ours. so even the next batch of cures will be limited, but both scientists and doctors are saying everyone will eventually be cured. please be patient until then.

thats it for this news alert. press like if u have DPA and share this with ur friends to warn them about DPA also

the info given above are the symptoms for the first stage of dpa

Scientists have created a survey for patients to fill to determine the curability of DPA. Below are a few examples:

You know you have DPA when you approach your dog and try to 'tame' it.

You know you have DPA when you go to work and tell your boss your ready to join the party.

You know you have DPA when you start calling humans Osira and every other creature a dragon.

You know you have DPA when you see a hawk dive after prey and attempt to do the same.

You know you have DPA when you run into your bank and scream for gold coins because there's a high-quality, cheap sword for sale in your local market.

You know you have DPA when you go to the zoo, state loudly you have dragon blood in you, and start hissing at random lizards.

You know you have DPA and aren't curable when you have done all of the above.
these are the symptoms for the last stage, if you are found to have the last stage go to the nearest health clinic for the mentally ill for the safety of other's around you..